Mischievous, ponderous, 
wild and debaucherous ā€“ 
I am a stout boar;
Darkly inclined, Iā€™m a deviant, 
bearded eclectic with ardor.
Writing traditional poems
and my musings of 
culture and folklore,
Genres of art will inspire me 
when they are crafted much harder.

Porcine and pudgy this shaggy brown 
gourmand does revel in excess;
Teasing and walking with confidence 
I am quite glad when I flourish.
Seeking my fair share of cooking to 
savor the food I can access;
Still, I am always quite eager to 
share with the friends 
I will nourish.

Masculine, bold and so burly
it just might surprise 
you to know this ā€“
Even while working on projects 
whose issues are really distressing,
Hope and my humor will always escort 
me as they are my great bliss;
Big boars like me are romantic 
and love all things 
soft and caressing.